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Reality is a monkey wearing a beret.
- Chris M. & Tracy M.
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I'm the pita and she's the mushroom.
- Addela
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It's a good survival tip. You stick to it and you'll be okay. Just don't die. DON'T DIE.
- Sarah A.
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HA! That's what you get for spurlunking in my bellybutton!
- Paul
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Just sit back and enjoy the magical singing lesbians.
- Addela
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Lina: What do they need air-conditioning in a chapel for?
Addela: To keep the crucifix from melting!
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But why is 'penis' feminine!?
- Chris M.
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I lost my frog in church and I never went back.
- Beth
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The jello shots are tainted by Jesus.
- Monty
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Break the chocolate paradigm.
- Susan
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It's the 'dearly' that makes it a false love.
- Addela
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I feel like an elephant on a tight rope on marbles juggling fire sticks with dynamite up my ass.
- Lina
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We are the quarter mafia.
- Chris M.
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I'm not a compulsive buyer but I need this.
- Jenn
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I have known true bliss, and it is an empty bladder after a long car trip.
- Addela
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She didn't know the holy union of hot dog and bun had occurred.
- Becker
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I need ALCOHOL! Someone is FAILING here!
- Matt S.
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It's like Satan in a plastic bottle.
- Ari
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Give me the salami; I am a lasagne hog.
- Matt S
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Ari: There's orgies? In the bathroom?
Ell: So that's why he's in there so long!
Ari: I don't think five fingers counts as an orgy...
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Your sausage slip? Is that like your banana hammock?
- Christina
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